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crustified-again:

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!""I’m a crocodile.""Silence, water horse!"

The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for a hat

crustified-again:

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"

The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for a hat

(Source: animals-riding-animals)

8 hours ago with 178,000 notes | reblog

"Trust your Doctor". 

"Trust your Doctor"

(Source: gameofthrnes)

8 hours ago with 5,388 notes | reblog
no:

If u got an earth hand Fist me

no:

If u got an earth hand Fist me

(Source: snkuroko)

8 hours ago with 307,092 notes | reblog

#air hand
jake-booty-english:

cashtier:

what if instead of nice anons you get ceiling ghosts who compliment you

this is so cute

jake-booty-english:

cashtier:

what if instead of nice anons you get ceiling ghosts who compliment you

this is so cute

8 hours ago with 26,929 notes | reblog
magic-kingdom-or-bust:

findsomethingtofightfor:

zukumo:

bri-ecrit:

frozenmusings:

still not over how effortlessly he does this

Seriously, he has Anna (who must be at least a hundred pounds, bare minimum) in a dead lift, all but over his head, arms pretty much straight out, legs not even braced…
He must be able to kill a man just by shrugging those shoulders of his.

didnt he literally pick sven up at one point though
he hauls ice for a living and lived with trolls made of stone is that even surprising 

Can we also talk about how even with all that strength he’s still very gentle too?

Can we just talk about how perfect Kristoff is?

magic-kingdom-or-bust:

findsomethingtofightfor:

zukumo:

bri-ecrit:

frozenmusings:

still not over how effortlessly he does this

Seriously, he has Anna (who must be at least a hundred pounds, bare minimum) in a dead lift, all but over his head, arms pretty much straight out, legs not even braced…

He must be able to kill a man just by shrugging those shoulders of his.

didnt he literally pick sven up at one point though

he hauls ice for a living and lived with trolls made of stone is that even surprising 

Can we also talk about how even with all that strength he’s still very gentle too?

Can we just talk about how perfect Kristoff is?

(Source: arrendelle)

8 hours ago with 132,389 notes | reblog

letmeeatyourchildren:

sherlocksmyth:

THOU = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE FUCKING DOING SOMETHING.

THEE = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE HAVING SOMETHING FUCKING DONE TO YOU.

THY = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING CONSONANT.

THINE = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING VOWEL.

IF YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE SHITTY EARLY MODERN ENGLISH TEXT POSTS, DO IT RIGHT.

Thine octopus

8 hours ago with 144,550 notes | reblog
alluringalliteration:

wigmund:

meximeximan:

why don’t you make like a tree andwoah

Birnam Wood’s on the march

#Macbeth fandom takes a post

alluringalliteration:

wigmund:

meximeximan:

why don’t you make like a tree and

woah

Birnam Wood’s on the march

8 hours ago with 74,736 notes | reblog

dactro:

conigliomannaro:

dyamirityofthelord:

lucisensitivesatan:

trategos:

boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:

  • you have to kill the spider

but spiders are cute and innocent! it should be:

  • you have to catch the spider and release it in the garden

okay

boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:

  • just get that spider away from me i don’t care if you send it to italy just get it away

DO NOT SEND THE SPIDER TO ITALY

you’re right

we will send it to france

image

(Source: beastector)

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(Source: pocketaimee)

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ven0moth:

*does 2 math problems* time for a well deserved 3 hour nap

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